Porn for The Blind

I was recently talking about video games for the blind, remember? I still think it’s a great idea, but this is different. We are talking about a whole new level here…

At first, I thought that Porn For The Blind was a big joke, and I admit I was a bit angry, but I decided to search a little, before posting it and it turns out it might be solid. I use the word might because I couldn’t find any sort of info on the site except that it’s a non profit organization and that there’s no charge for using their services.

By clicking the link above, you will find yourselves before a white page full of links to mp3 files, each one describing a short clip from some adult site. The description is recorded by volunteers, who are obliged to speak in a formal (ie not sexual) manner. Whether it’s useful or not, I cannot say, but I found someone who has recorded some clips and posts about it (yes it’s a Wired blog).

The interesting fact about it all, is that probably Porn For The Blind is not the first attempt to give the pleasure of watching porn to blind people. There used to be another site, soundsdirty.com but clicking on the link will get you nowhere (at least it got me nowhere).

The Smurf Conspiracy…

You knew it right? Deep inside, since you were little, you were sure, but you believed you were the only one making these thoughts. Fear of rejection stopped you from sharing your thoughts with the world. Fear no more!

Smurfs are evil and these people know too… you are not alone any more…

Somebody once told me (after having consumed a fair amount of various drugs that is) that smurfs symbolize the nuclear holocaust that threatens our society. He said that their houses, are mushrooms for a reason and that the hats they wear are the gas masks human will be forced to wear after the holocaust. Maybe I should bring him into contact with them…

As an added bonus, while digging arount the linked site, here’s some vintage robot porn for your pleasure…